“How you gonna keep them down on the farm once they learn to swing?” goes the old saying. (Or something like that.) The plain and simple answer is: Don’t even try. Some folks are just born to perform. As a big-city band, the twenty-four members of ¡EL ZZUP!—seven chickens, three cows, seven ducks, three sheep, three cats, and one upright pig—are remarkably tight. Yet sometimes, the band goes all to pieces. This is where your own legendary arranging skills come in! If anyone asks what you’re doing, say, coldly, “I’M WITH THE BAND.”